I think we still live in a culture that assumes that men are single by choice and women are single because no one wants them. Sara Eckel, This is Why You’re Still Single (It’s Not Why You Think)   (via internetexplorers)

zander-pandar:

Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-…

Johnny Depp: Yes.


Anonymous: imagine after the first time teen!john and teen!sherlock have sex and john goes to pull sherlock in for a cuddle, and sherlock doesn't really move. john's really confused and kinda hurt for a second before he sees that sherlock's not moving because he's making a disgusted face at the drying semen all over his hand. he laughs and tells him he can go wash it off if he wants to and sherlock just bolts out of the room and into the bathroom

aconissa:

"god john sex is so unhygienic”

"fine we won’t ever do it again"

"now wait just one diddly darn second"

the-pizza:

drug dealer? no man. hug dealer. come here

aphfandoms:

DO YOU EVER REALISE HOW AMAZING IT IS TO KNOW A SECOND LANGUAGE

LIKE ANY OTHER LANGUAGE IS JUST GIBBERISH BUT SOMEHOW YOU UNDERSTAND THESE DIFFERENT WORDS AND THEY MEAN THINGS AND JUST

LANGUAGES ARE SO FREAKING FASCINATING HOW DO OUR BRAINS EVEN FUNCTION WHAT ARE LANGUAGES

teganquinruinedmylife:

teganquinruinedmylife:

I’m giving this to my history teacher

Today is the day
whenthesecondsun:

Why do you have all those cloud babies scattered around your staircase
sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years


It is thine phallus in a container, it is thine phallus in a container infant.

tuitionfees:

just changed to a SUPER scary url for October!!

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